☣ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THE EXIT IS STILL TECHNICALLY AVAILABLE. ☣
mishmash✳
OPEN UNTIL GOOD TASTE RETURNS

BASEMENT LEVEL / NO REFUND ON RHYTHM

DISCO
DISGUSTO!

Sixteen terrible dancers. One extremely questionable beat.
Leave your dignity in the coat check. It won't be returned.

✦ NO SHOES ✦ NO SHAME ✦ NO PARTICULAR SENSE OF RHYTHM ✦

Poke a dancer for a deeply unhelpful review of your moves.

TONIGHT:
THE WOBBLY MOLARS
LAST SEEN:
YOUR SELF-RESPECT
VIP AREA:
VERY INFECTED PEOPLE
GUEST LIST:
YOU + YOUR BACTERIA