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mishmash✳
GOVERNMENT OF NO KNOWN PLACE · NO AUTHORITY WHATSOEVER · OPEN SOMETIMES

PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER. ANY NUMBER. WE DON'T CHECK.

THE MINISTRY OF
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Your patience is important to us.
That is why we collect so much of it.

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FORM 0-NO / ALL FIELDS ARE EMOTIONALLY REQUIRED

Apply for something useless.

A joke form. Nothing leaves this page. Please use a made-up name.

The inbox is empty. The bureaucracy is thriving.

INTERNAL MEMO #001

Meetings about meetings

The committee has approved a committee to discuss the committee.

INTERNAL MEMO #002

Bring your own stamp

Our stamp has requested annual leave. We stamped the request with a potato.

INTERNAL MEMO #003

Lost: all purpose

If found, please return it unopened. We were doing perfectly well without it.