Meetings about meetings
The committee has approved a committee to discuss the committee.
GOVERNMENT OF NO KNOWN PLACE · NO AUTHORITY WHATSOEVER · OPEN SOMETIMES
PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER. ANY NUMBER. WE DON'T CHECK.
THE MINISTRY OF
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Your patience is important to us.
That is why we collect so much of it.
OFFICIALLY
UNOFFICIAL
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UNOFFICIAL
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FORM 0-NO / ALL FIELDS ARE EMOTIONALLY REQUIRED
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The inbox is empty. The bureaucracy is thriving.
THE MINISTRY HAS REACHED AN UNNECESSARY DECISIONCERTIFICATE OF
CERTIFICATE OF
ABSOLUTE POINTLESSNESS
Let it be unnecessarily known that
has been spectacularly
APPROVED-ISHValid until somebody asks a sensible question. No real authority. No real meaning.
Bring your own stamp
Our stamp has requested annual leave. We stamped the request with a potato.
Lost: all purpose
If found, please return it unopened. We were doing perfectly well without it.