☣ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THE EXIT IS STILL TECHNICALLY AVAILABLE. ☣
mishmash✳
LIVE FROM SOMEWHERE STICKY

THE WEATHER
IS PERSONAL.

Forecast confidence: none. Chance of teeth: increasing.

WTHR-0 / 24-HOUR MISINFORMATION ABOUT SOUPON AIR ●
32° WHYSCATTERED MOLARS. BRING A DENTIST.
BREAKING: THE UMBRELLAS HAVE RESIGNED. PLEASE DO NOT EAT THE FORECAST.

OFFICIAL WEATHER ADVICE

If the sky starts chewing, remain indoors and be very boring.